sakibatch: MY ENTIRE DASH IS SHOWERBATCH AND I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK AND APPARENTLY HE DOESNT EITHER NO FUCKS GIVEN IN THIS SHOWER NOPE
carstairsangel: When not all the books in the series are the same height. When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go. When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy. When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
Q: When was the last time your laughed out loud? And what was it about?
Jonghyun: Yesterday. When Onew shouted “Cough!” when he coughed.
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
sketchlock: attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
hiddles-batched: destielandjohnlock-inthetardis: saywheeeeee: louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock. #philosophy of the fanfic writers
rrueplumet: do you hear the students cry crying through essays that they write penning the musings of a pupil doing their homework over night on the weekend there were laughs putting it off seemed a good plan now im stuck here with my books motherfucking damn
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
Things I need from the BBC right now.
whymoffatwhy: Sherlock series 1 & 2 deleted scenes Sherlock gagreel More setlock Transcripts Series three sERIES THREE series three SERIES THREE series three series three sERies tHReE s t e h r r series three i e e e s
harleycitysiren: THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
sherlockintheshire: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
tears-pain-and-gay: coolman229: Oh my gosh I just realized David TENnant He played the TENth Doctor. Matt SmELEVENith He plays the ELEVENth Doctor. It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
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noo00oo00oo00oo: staff: claireredfieldask: barefootin-bluejeans: why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes no peasants staff why do you hate us
peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
lexirose-is-cool: “HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK” “DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?” “WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: what happens if you run in front of a car you get tired what happens if you run behind a car you get exhausted this is comedy gold. you should take notes
taeorcoffee: ireland gave us 7 points and we only gave them 1 we’re fucking bastards
youknowyourebritishwhen: 20 POINTS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STANDARD PROCEDURE IS FOR THIS
dreamsofawonderer: I want Graham Norton to commentate my life.
sykesualsiva: TY IRELAND ILY
for-one-last-time: THANK YOU IRELAND!!